How Not to POV
These are, of course, meant totally tongue-in-cheek. That said, if you see these reflected in your writing, change it. DoItNow. Have pity on your editor.
Tag: Rants
Toddlers with Ferraris
The Internet is huge, and that’s a massive understatement. According to Internet Live Stats, in 2015, there were nearly 3.2 billion users accessing almost 1 billion unique-host name websites. On those sites, users are constantly creating content, reacting to articles, adding kitten memes. It’s estimated that Twitter receives 100,000 tweets per minute on average. Facebook… Continue reading Toddlers with Ferraris
Dear Parents: You Suck
Harsh, I know. But you need to know how being wishy-washy, noncommittal jackasses affects the world outside of your personal bubble. What am I talking about, you ask? The birthday party RSVP. When you get a birthday party invitation from us, it’s because my child wants to see your child at his party. We… Continue reading Dear Parents: You Suck
